Cowboy Correct

By Bronco T

Now just what the heck, is political correc’
And how does it a-ply ta me.

‘Cause where I was raised, we wasn’t much fazed,
‘Bout whether on our words you’d agree.

Fer we said what we meant, and the message we sent,
Had it’s own Cowboyology.

Now fer instance I’ll show, just so’s ya all know,
Some examples of just what I mean.

If I says, “That ol’ boy’s slow”, that means his brain oil’s a might low,
But correctness’d say he’s just not cranially keen.

When I say that a feller, is a mite yeller,
I refers ta the stripe down his back.

But the co-rrectness crowd, would proclaim outloud,
That in spinal resolve he’s just slack.

And if I says ‘bout a sport, that his gitalong is short,
I’m talkin’ ‘bout the length of his jeans.

But them with a co-rrectness bent, would beg I repent,
And that elevationally deprived is what I means.

So I’m sure that ya see, political correctness I plea,
Don’t make a whole lot of sense.

And in this we’ll agree, that plain ol’ Cowboyology,
Beats speakin’ in acceptable tense.

‘Cause folks out West here all know, that as politics seems ta go,
We aint seen much of it here yet that’s correct.